Dog:- That’s it Trigger! Now swing the little sod round a few times!

I’ll ‘old ‘im , you bite ‘im !

……..and you ALL need to do a better job shining those damned boots or you’re all on a charge!

Get out of me way , I wanna go home.

Multitasking

The water’s to put the child out when she sets fire to herself.

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Get Mum! Get Mum! For god sake, go get Mum!

That picture’s been turned 90 degrees

Let me down – GENTLY.

Man:- Chocolate cake or Scotch Egg?
Dog:- Steak or Ham?

You have whatever you want dad ,except the steak – that’s all MINE !

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