Yes! I AM having all your old crap taken out of my house to the dump!

Do you think I’d be standing here if I’d not lost my flippin’ mobile ? !

If they try to style my ears I’m going to take a hand off!

Let’s go for a walk she said , you’ll enjoy it she said !

A Star is Born!

How much longer do I have to do this Daddy?

I am very well aware we look ridiculous Percy but just keep peddling damn you.

AT LAST! New shoes that actually FIT.

Thanks dad , for me shoes but they is a bit big !

I tell you what Kitty. You learn to use the litter tray and I move you from dry food to fresh mince.

My whiskers are bushier than yours puss.

We spent so much on the huge hair we couldn’t afford cloth for skirts that covered our bums properly.

Ooooh look quick Sharon , is that the Stones over there ? !