Heavy music………Bob Seger

Eye Level…..Simon Park orchestra

Vanz Kant Danz……..John Fogerty

Two Irishmen talking

Paddy says to Seamus “ i think I am going to get a dog”

Seamus asks what breed

Paddy said “ a Labrador”

Seamus horrified said “ no don’t get one of them” have you seen how many of their owners go blind.

Similar to jim

My wife used to say she had a few faults.

But she said I had only 2

Everything I say and everything I do

Witches promise……Jethro Tull

https://youtu.be/-0GAuexrVzo

Paddy is sat reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and walks him hard on his head with a frying pan

What was that for he cried. That was for the bit of paper in your trousers pocket with Mary Ellen’s name on it.

Don’t be silly he says, two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet…

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Up around the bend………credence Clearwater revival