Oh Lord, if you can’t make me thin, then please make all my friends fat

One of my late wife’s favourite fridge magnet sayings

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

On a Tee shirt near you!

M = Mad world……………………………Tears for fears

H = Heart attack and vine…………………Screaming jay hawkins

I’m not fat I’m big boned, I’m perfect weight for somebody twelve foot tall.

(I’ve just got another 6’6” to grow)

I’m sick of these diets, I’m on two different diets, as there isn’t enough to eat with only one

A few years ago. We had a sales rep who worked out of the office of a small engineering business. He never learned to check names, and whenever he was out of the office , we would leave post it notes for him to “return a call from” various people. We used to get a name and then just include the number of a appropriate business eg…. Ben Dwyer…

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