aries
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Right. I’m going to take a chance that Scorpio and golden girl (in fact all women) are too occupied with Xmas LoL.
Why do women like to get married wearing white?
It matches the white goods in the kitchen.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
That’s it for now. I’ve lost my bottle and I’m now going into hiding
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Chicken!! ☹
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I can hear Scorpio firing up her biplane. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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M = Mainstreet……………….Bob Seger
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Classic!
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Oh Yeah – now you’re talkin’ !
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aries posted an update 4 years ago
L = Listen to the band………….The Monkees….(written by Mike Nesmith) who sadly passed away today
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3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven st Peter says” you must have something on you that represents Xmas.
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and say “it’s a candle” st Peter lets him pass
The Welshman jingles his keys and says “they’re sleigh bells” st Peter lets him pass
The Irishman pulls out a g string and bra.
St Peter says how on earth…
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LOL!! 😊 consider this ‘pinched’!!
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The luck of the Irish?
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F = Flesh and blood……………….Johnny Cash
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C = Cecelia…………….Simon and Garfunkel
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S = Stay…………..East 17. Another song that’s got nothing to do with Xmas, but about suicide. But a great song
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Me too 🙄
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L = Laughing gnome………………..David Bowie. (I couldn’t resist it)
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One of his best I’ve always thought.
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D = Different Drum…………………The Stone ponies. (Linda Rondstad)
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