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L – Let it be…………….The Beatles
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aries posted an update 2 years ago
Apologies, i didnt scroll back before i posted
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S – Seagull…………….. Bad Company
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I wear the trousers in my house……………..my partner tells me which ones😬
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Women say that childbirth is the most painful thing there is.
But i dont think its true. Women often have more than 1 baby.
But if a man gets kicked in the plums , there no way he will let it happen twice.
So that must mean that a kick in the plums is more painful 😥
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A well-intentioned friend asked me fifty seven year’s ago “When is your son going to have a little brother or sister to play with ?” My response was short and somewhat pithy – “You must be F*****G joking !”. I rest my case ! 😆
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I’ve had kidney stones and there’s no way I’d want that to happen again either! 😂
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F – Fever………….Peggy Lee
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Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink 😇😇😇
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Dear lord are you THAT suicidal? 🤣
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Ive got my hiding place from scorpio, so here goes…
Why do women get married in white ?
So they match the kitchen appliances 😇😇
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Got any preferences for the readings at your funeral? 🤣
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Not just Scorpio you need to look out for – you are on a suicide mission!!
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P – Party on the patio……………ZZTop
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I LIKE this ! 😆
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K – King Rocker…………….Generation X
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