Rock n roll girls ………..John Fogarty

This guy obviously doesn’t like paying his taxes

Religion is for people who are afraid of going to Hell

Spirituality is for people who have already been there

Vine Deloria……..sioux

This is a beauty, ………….. obviously suffering from delusions of adequacy, I think it must be a description of our politicians

Getting Old

As I get older, all I need in life is a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs….

Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!

PADDY’S LAST WILL!

Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son Seamus, I want you to take the…

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One for the petrolheads, this was on the wall of a doctors office at the hospital I used to work at.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet…

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When told the reason for daylight saving time, an old Native American Indian replied

Only the government would think that cutting a foot off the top of a blanket, and sew it back on the bottom would give them a longer blanket.