Internet Parking Ticket !
Offender : You !
Date: Today
Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of
The Computer TOO LONG !
Details Of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we ,
the Internet Police,
Have discovered that you have been
on your chair in front of the
Computer TOO LONG !
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up
that pile of cups, cans,
Wrappers and papers on your desk
( yes, we can see you – sit up straight ! )
and after you have logged into the
real world for a
minimum of ten minutes you may
log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality , Carpal Tunnel Syndrome ,
and the requirement of a larger chair.
The timer starts NOW !
Get off your chair –
you’ll thank us for it later.
Thanks for the reminder Chrissie……..my two worlds seem to be merging into one………….only difference is…………I have more disputes, falling outs, moods, and sulks in here.than I ever do in the real world…………..and the person who is responsible.for all these. issues……..why beaut of course……….but I still loves him……..lol x
Lol,I couldn’t help but feel guilty Chrisie, let me see what I can do about it in a minute, lolo
Thanks for the warning Christie been here to long and button getting sore.
Welshchrisie. A good blog and I am new at it, but I consider my internet time well spent. I have had a lot of fun and have met good people who are usually easily found and who restore my faith and trust in people.
haha Chrissie good blog and true lol xx
Guilty as charged! Book me, Danno.