HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN
(LEAVE IT TO THE CHILDREN)
I was testing the children in my Sunday School class to see if they knew the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them,’ If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would I get to Heaven?’
‘ NO!’ the children answered.
‘ If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, Would that get me to Heaven?’
Again the answer was, ‘NO!’
By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun!
‘ Well. then,’ I asked.” If I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?’
I asked them again.
Again, they all answered ‘NO!’
I was just bursting with pride for them…
” Well,” I continued,” Then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five year old boy shouted out,
” YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.”
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hahaha Tania,that story has made my day ,thank you for posting x
haha Thank you moggie …glad is had made you day x
Hope I make it up there someday!
I am sure you will ustom Thank you !
Hahaha good morning chuckle 😀
haha Thank you polliepie ☺
haha Thank you pollypie ☺
Well you have to admit, it was a logical reply!!! lol… thanks for posting, I enjoyed it xxxx
it was Lina Thank you xx
That was smart! lol
It was Beatrice…Thank you lol x
Nice post….kids just say it as it is….its us adults who teach them to become politically and socially correct as society sees it.
Yes kids do just say it as it is. Thank you myhurtingback.