GENTLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY

Birds of a feather flock together….

And then S*** on your car.
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A penny saved is a Government oversight.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and fat have gotten
really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost
around the house is to buy a replacement.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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Did you ever notice: The Roman
Numerals for Forty ( 40 ) are ‘XL’.
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so
he can really tell when he is in trouble.
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Did you ever notice: when you put the two words
‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs….’
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Aging: eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this
way. I’ve travelled a long way and some of the
roads weren’t paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
to your youth, think of Algebra.
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You know when you are getting old
when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging,
Is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth…..AMEN.