FARTING AT TIFFANY’S
I thought this might give you a laugh!!!
A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that the sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her…. good looking as well… cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany’s.
He politely greets the lady with, ” Good Day, madam… how may we help you today?”
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘ incident’, she asks,” Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet???”
He answers,” Madam…if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to s*** when I tell you the price.”
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L.M.A.O.hahahahhahaha,ann,xxxxxxxx
haha flowersun ,you are funny xxxxxxxxx
🙂 good one anne x
Thank you sasha11 x.
what can I say! funny , xxx
haha Beatrice it is not like you to be stuck for words….Thank you xx
omg!! so funny hahahaha x
Thank you cath haha x x
Thanks for a good laugh out loud laugh.
Glad you got a laugh Roseinbloom….Ann
Just what I needed after a very busy day!! Thanks for the giggle – will definately sleep better tonight!!! xxxx
As long as someone gets a giggle Lina, the blogs are worth typing, Thank you and hope you sleep well xx
i dont know where you found that one ann its a cracker hahaha xxx
haha Thank you Jack glad you liked it xxx
Ann loved this one and couldn’t stop laughting. xx
Thank you Marie pleased that you liked it……xx…Ann
Ann I love this one and couldn’t stop laughing. xx
I will laugh all night!!
hahaha Thank you maggiess….I hope you do laugh…Ann!!
very funny
hahahahahahahaha ann xox
hahahaha xoxox
How refreshing to be up front with a customer and tell it how it is !
Where did this old thin come from lol….Than you Greenwell
omg……….that is just tooooooo funny!
Thank you Scotty