A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) […]
DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper
“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told his wife to push the button when he got about 1/4 mile away. He would let her know he was ready when he blew the car horn. Upon hearing the […]
LOVE EVERLASTING
Things in life happen When you are not even looking Love seems to come When we don’t even care When life seems so helpless And filled with despair You wake up each morning Dazed and confused Just thinking about the past Lonely and used But in pain and sorrow Is when god seems to listen […]
A lovely Australian Poem!!!!
This has something for everyone – if you know the bush, it will appeal To you, if you work in the oil industry, there is something in it for you too, if you have a sense of humour – well, it might test it a little. If you are not an Australian, then you may […]
SHORT JOKES
Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? ___________ Couples short conversations:- Male: I could go to the end of the world for you. Female: Yes, but would you […]
Man’s love for his wife
A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and finds a young Australian couple in bed. He orders the bloke out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on […]
GOD CREATED
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day. On the Second Day God created water – for […]
Screen Friends
My husband has finally gone to work My grand children have finished their play they’ve gone to bed their stories read Now it’s my time of day. I’ve had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I’ll talk to all my friends […]
WISE SAYINGS
IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT; BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE NICE ! • TO ERR IS HUMAN; BUT WHEN THE ERASER WEARS OUT AHEAD OF THE PENCIL, YOU’RE OVERDOING IT ! • NEVER APPROACH A HORSE FROM BEHIND ! NEVER APPROACH A GOAT FROM FRONT ! AND AN IDIOT FROM NOWHERE ! • […]
funny joke
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. …The […]
