A School Trip To The Races
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for
a field trip to Wolverhampton Racecourse.
When it was time to take the children to the ‘bathroom’, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their
pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their
‘pinkies’ to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.
As she lifted one boy up, she couldn’t help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring at his eeeermmmm….. equipment,
the teacher said,
‘You must be in Grade 3?
‘No ma’am’, he replied. ‘I’m riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I
really appreciate your help.’
🙂 🙂
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Lucky jockey………..winner of the day,…….so funny xx
O M G !!! Hahahahahaaha….
read it before shads but still funny 😀 😀
Very funny, lol
LOL, love it !! Thanks for posting
Lol Shads – needed the giggle… xxxxxxxx
funny shads and made me laugh!
Good one shads….its a new one for me…