POLITE WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BA****D
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes.The second guy said,” We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?”
The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80,00.He confessed that he was the pro of the neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.The first fellow revealed that he was a Parish Priest.The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said,”You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you.You keep your winnings.
The pro said,’ Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
The Priest said,”Well you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.And if you want to bring your mother and father along,I’ll marry them.”
Love the Irish Priests….
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ha ha love it!!!! xx
ha ha Thanks Debz xx
love those golfing jokes lol…
haha Susan I wondered if you would see it lol…and mrscooter of course lol
Don’t know if it’s a golf joke, or a parish priest joke…either way it is funny! Keep ’em coming, Ann. Love, Jackie xxx
I will try Jackie…Love Ann xx
Hahahahahaha ann, love it xxx
ha ha Skippy thank you xxx.
Hahaha Ann, I love it too!
haha thank you Wanda!
I did not know clergy of any faith would marry any golfers parents. TY Tania for broadening my horizons.
My pleasure OB happy to oblige….Ann.
Loved it, Tania. Thanks for the laugh. x
Thank you merver glad it made you laugh lol x.
Always nice to be polite hahaha
very true jack thank you
i love this so much xxx there is a saying “be careful what you say, you may be talking to an angel” Well i think the golfer has learnt his lesson lol xxx
I think he might have deborahann thank you.