I’m not old! I just need some WD40 and a little duct tape.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. And two of those were only napping.

The brain is an evil swine. It manages to forget the happiness, the fun times, but insists on remembering the fear and the horror of the bad times.

Alec Thompson

(The quote has been edited slightly because “swine” was not the word Alec used)

My taste in music ranges from “You gotta listen to this” to “I know. Please don’t judge me”