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“MUMMY ! , this nasty boy is shooting all my dollies”.
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He keeps asking where the toilet is.
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Still ‘cutting-a-rug’ at a grand old age.
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…..and stamp on everyone’s feet!
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“Ow ! Let go , I’m supposed to be fishin’ not feedin’ you”.
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Dear god Mother! You had the damned kid, why can’t you feed him?
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“Hey kids , do you reckon ‘muscles’ could sort out these lions” said Rover.
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Girl:- I recon I have more muscles than you.
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“Don’t worry pal , I still love you even if you are a dunce”.
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You smell funny!
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“Pinch my chick’s would you ? “You deserve a good pecking !”
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your…
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Brilliant! 😄
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Hi everyone, I hope life is treating you well in this strange world we now live in.
Take care xoxo
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