foreveryoung2
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Hush pup , we don’t want to have to share our lunch !
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Dog:- Look I’ve been in here for nearly three hours and I really do need to find a tree now!
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Waddaya mean you don’t see no ships ? !
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Oh I see! So when that young widow next door gets changed for bed you can see clearly.
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Don’t worry mum , it’s only a grass snake !
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Snake:- Look I climbed into the picnic basket when you were in the park yesterday. Now can someone PLEASE put me outside.
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AUSSIE SENSE OF HUMOUR
My missus isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how, I didn’t even know it was her birthday!
After one too many beers, my mate asked if he could crash out on my sofa. I had to explain to him that I’m married now, so that’s where I sleep.
The missus said she’s leaving me because I invade her…
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Thanks for the laughs, Forever – lots of truths in there too. !!
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Where are you going with my kids?
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Don’t worry chickky , their all going to good homes.
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Yer showing a bit more leg than usual there, Gladys.
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One’s never too old for a second , or even third , childhood.
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Oh dear god! Stuck in a closed carriage with pervert Poirot!
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I sent him on his way but I’ve kept the flowers.
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