foreveryoung2
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GERRROFF !
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Don’t poo! Don’t poo! PLEASE don’t poo!
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Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for.
When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years.
“Wow,” the leader gushed, “that’s amazing, perhaps you can take a few minutes to share some insights with everybody, how you stay married to the…
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Human , get this thing off me IMMEDIATELY !
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I am the dragon only dreamed of by Merlin and I will take you down you fluffy monster.
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Don’t eat too many of those or one day you’ll break that drawer.
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Dammit!!! Tin’s empty!
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Don’t cheat me mister , you know their each worth a dime.
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You’re Dad’s just been on the phone. He says you’ve been emptying his beer down the sink to get more bottles!
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The older I get the harder this darn paper is to read.
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I’m sure the font size has got smaller!
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Hold still kid or I’ll end up drilling your ear.
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Anaesthetic you monster! Where’s the anaesthetic?
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What’s that you say ? You’d like him bald ? !
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Short back and sides….and don’t take a chunk out of my ear this time.
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