I know this is a big scary pond but I’ll guide you across.

Guess who!

I’ll give him five more minutes then he’ll be dining on his own.

Soon be sorted young ‘un , then you can take her for a spin.

So just HOW did you manage to bend the pedal lad?

I told the silly old bat she’d read the pattern wrong.

Well with costs of fuel going up so much we can’t afford heating so………

If you don’t share and share alike it serves you right !

Dog:- Just about my height. I do like ice cream.

If I don’t act as chauffeur she’s gonna eat me !

The original “fat cat”.