Golf Injury

Two women were playing Golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a group of four men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise saying " Please allow me to help, I am a Physical Therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you will allow me "  she told him. "......Oh no I will be all right, I will be fine in a few minutes "  the man replied. He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position  still clasping his hands at his groin .. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and placed them at his side, loosened his trousers and gently put her hands inside. She administered tender and gentle massage for several long moments and asked "How does that feel ? "  He replied  "that feels great, but I still think my thumb ,..is broken " !

 

 

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Golf Injury was last modified: February 8th, 2018 by tomtwodogs
Published in Jokes & Humour

8 thoughts on “Golf Injury

  1. tomtwodogs Post author

    Once again thanks for the replies folks, sorry I haven’t been around, I have been sunning myself in the Canary Islands, and yes I know its a hard life but someone has to go that extra mile (grins ! )

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