Category Archives: Senior Chatters

 GOD CREATED

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day. On the Second Day God created water – for […]

 WISE SAYINGS

IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT; BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE NICE ! • TO ERR IS HUMAN; BUT WHEN THE ERASER WEARS OUT AHEAD OF THE PENCIL, YOU’RE OVERDOING IT ! • NEVER APPROACH A HORSE FROM BEHIND ! NEVER APPROACH A GOAT FROM FRONT ! AND AN IDIOT FROM NOWHERE ! • […]

 I’m glad I’m a woman!!!!

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections. I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how […]

 TWO CHOICES

Two Choices What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that […]

 Tips on Senility from my mother-humor

Now that I am older, here’s what I’ve discovered 1) I started out with nothing and still have most of it 2) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart 3) Funny, I don’t remember being absent mimded 4) All reports are in, life is now officially unfair 5) some days […]

 My Sisterinlaw

my sisterinlaw told her daughter to put her purse safe while she popped over to see me so she put it in the oven when she returned home she shouted to her daughter where did you put my purse it’s in the oven the milkman knocked the door and was laughing at her because she […]

 A new dawning at the start of summertime.

I wonder if the Launch of the new site was planned for today, if not it picked the right day in the ancients calendar to transform the old to the new. Sitting in Norfolk where this celebration has been enjoyed for thousands of years it brings us the reality of expectations. This is the way […]