Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 How Yodeling Began

Yodeling explained Yodeling Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland .. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ! The farmer told […]

 Selling Bibles

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for […]

 A WEE JOKE

An old scots comic was once found lying on the pavement and this wee woman passing stopped and sais hey Mr R U hurt and what happened “no am not hurt was trying to break this chocolate bar in my back pocket his name the irrepressible chic murray u either loved him or hated him […]

 What Religion is Your Bra?

  A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.. ‘ ‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’ ‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed […]

 A Joke. Let’s have a laugh!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his […]

 GOOD CATHOLIC JOKE.

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonia Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways.In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland,Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully they attended Parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in high school.They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in college, and […]

 The Water Was Full of Pennies

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange,” the woman said. “Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied. “Well,” she said, “yesterday I went to the bathroom in […]

 A Whittle Funny for My Chatter Friends…

Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department, shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.’ ‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘Ya mean there’s more than one type?’ […]

 Bill My Brother-in-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns […]

 Never Ask a Mississippi Grandma a Question

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. […]