Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 A Winter’s Tale/ joke.

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night, but he’d never thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. […]

 Old Jokes :D

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. “The flight to Egypt,” said Kyle. “I see … And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby […]

 Woooooo Woooooo. A Joke.

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and […]

 HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN. CHEEKY JOKE!.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror–make mental note? must do […]

 Husbands.

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention […]

 A small joke!

I don’t know why I was just sacked from my job with The Samaritans. They wouldn’t discuss it with me. Some guy phoned and said, “I’m Abdul Mohammed and I’m going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come”. All I said was, “Remain calm and stay […]

 Jokes, be warned NOT very PC

Some good groaners amongst this lot!!!!! Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realised he had made it […]

 What’s the Matter Old Man

Dad’s reply I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, […]

 Blonde jokes!

How do you know a blonde has been at the computer You see tippex on the screen ——————————————————– Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed! ——————————————————————— Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t make ice cubes? She forgot the recipe. ———————————————————————— One day a blonde boarded […]

 Special Package for Business Men

An Airline introduced a special package for business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip? All of them gave the same reply…” What trip?” NEW SIM TO SURPRISE HER HUSBAND Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts […]