INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention […]

A small joke!

I don’t know why I was just sacked from my job with The Samaritans. They wouldn’t discuss it with me. Some guy phoned and said, “I’m Abdul Mohammed and I’m going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come”. All I said was, “Remain calm and stay […]

Blonde jokes!

How do you know a blonde has been at the computer You see tippex on the screen ——————————————————– Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed! ——————————————————————— Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t make ice cubes? She forgot the recipe. ———————————————————————— One day a blonde boarded […]

How Yodeling Began

Yodeling explained Yodeling Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland .. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ! The farmer told […]

Selling Bibles

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for […]