Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 The Terrier and the biscuit tin

I’ve had the Terrier MkII since the Christmas before last and while he’s turned into quite a little character, he’s shown no inclination towards anything that I’d call particularly interesting behaviour…..until now. Some among you may remember an old song called “Radar Love”? Well the Terrier seems to have some for of radar ears. Explanation […]

 The Joys of Facebook

Not often you hear positive things about FB. I use it mainly to keep in contact with family in USA and friends who don’t live close by. The one thing I love is the little feature that says “4 years ago today” its like having my very own surprise time capsule – great fun… So […]

 Dear Mr Trading Standards

I would like to report a breech of trading standards law stated in the The Consumer Protection from Unfair Trading Regulations 2017: In particular those that cover misleading practices, like false or deceptive messages, or leaving out important information. I have been using an accountancy program called Sage. This title I believe mis-represents the program – let me […]

 Dear Mr Taxman

Dear Mr Taxman, all is forgiven. You will be ever so pleased to know that my T-shirt is washed, I am now showered and free of all stickiness and my pending alcoholism has been put on hold. I have a found a copy of my P60. At the earliest opportunity (not tonight I am at […]

 I was weak……..i gave in…….

I did something in bed last night that i had not done for many a week……i am not proud of the excuses i had been making, but to me they were genuine reasons………i couldn’t get comfortable enough no matter how much i plumped the pillows up……..i didn’t want the light on, was too stark and […]

 Sex Jokes or Pearls of Wisdom

I wish people would share their life and their wisdom more with me. I know some people who are much wiser and I would like to hear from them. I wish people would share more of the ways their countries live and deal with issues. I do try to share what I think is interesting […]

 JOKES FOR TODAY. :D

MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex… Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He […]

 : RETIRED HUSBAND – heaven help us all. Joke.

RETIRED HUSBAND After retiring, George’s wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to TESCO. (a British Supermarket Chain) Unfortunately, like most men, George found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women – she loves to browse.. Yesterday his wife received the following […]

 Ronnie Barker Joke. :D

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 1970’s. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. T he speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting […]

 Irish Miracle. A Joke.

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has […]