NEW BABY

For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the baby move in her tummy. He then stopped telling the teacher about the baby. The teacher finally asked, “What happened to the baby you were expecting at your house?” The […]

TEN COMMANDMENTS

A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) […]

SHORT JOKES

Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? ___________ Couples short conversations:- Male: I could go to the end of the world for you. Female: Yes, but would you […]

the builder

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good […]