Author Archives: welshchrisie

 Tech Support

TECH SUPPORT . Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one. ……………………………………….. . Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my DVD out !!! Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, I’m sure it’s really stuck. Tech Support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. […]

 A little Laff on me x

The Winalot Diet – Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her that no, […]

 hard to do

79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 79-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was […]

 Battle of Trafalgar (2014 style)

Battle of Trafalgar (2014 style) Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.” Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.” Nelson: “Hold on, this isn’t what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?” Hardy: “Sorry sir?” Nelson (reading aloud): “ England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or […]

 I agree

Bill Cosby “I’m 83 and tired “I’m 83 and tired.” A worthwhile read ….. This should be required reading for every man, woman and child in Jamaica , the UK , United States of America , Canada , Australia and New Zealand and to all the world … “I’m 83 and I’m tired.” I’m 83. […]

 Being nosy!!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will […]

 Just a little laff, not PC

You’ve gotta love the captain of this ship…. A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week’s shore leave. The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s Debutante Ball. I would like you […]

 Only in America

Only in America! BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY Charlotte, North Carolina. USA . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made […]

 Punography

Punography – I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned Veteran. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses […]