Author Archives: solo

 TEN COMMANDMENTS

A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) […]

 DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper

“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told his wife to push the button when he got about 1/4 mile away. He would let her know he was ready when he blew the car horn. Upon hearing the […]

 LOVE EVERLASTING

Things in life happen When you are not even looking Love seems to come When we don’t even care When life seems so helpless And filled with despair You wake up each morning Dazed and confused Just thinking about the past Lonely and used But in pain and sorrow Is when god seems to listen […]

 SHORT JOKES

Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? ___________ Couples short conversations:- Male: I could go to the end of the world for you. Female: Yes, but would you […]

 Man’s love for his wife

A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and finds a young Australian couple in bed. He orders the bloke out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on […]

 GOD CREATED

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day. On the Second Day God created water – for […]

 The Australian Women’s Revenge.

Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ” she replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I’ve had sexual relations with your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!” “I know,” she […]

 AUSSIE HUMOR

A Koala bear is sittin’ up in a tree, smokin’ a joint; Along comes his little lizard friend who asked Koala what he’s doing. “Smokin’ a joint, Liz, come up and have one.” So the lizard joins him on the tree branch and they both smoke a bunch more joints. The lizard tells his friend, […]

 TWO CHOICES

Two Choices What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that […]