NURSE’S RESPONSE . Please read crabby old women first. :(
TO CRABBIT OLD WOMAN What do we see, you ask, what do we see? Yes, we are thinking when looking at thee! We may seem…
TO CRABBIT OLD WOMAN What do we see, you ask, what do we see? Yes, we are thinking when looking at thee! We may seem…
(Note: This poem was found in the bedside table of an elderly woman living in an extended care facility upon her death.) What do you…
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law…
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.…
A sexually active middle aged woman informed a plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because over the years they have…
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will…
TRUTHS 1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and I still don’t know what time it is. 2. Nothing bothers me…
There are more stories of heroism out of World War II than can ever fit in a school textbook, but hundreds of those stories are…
SHE was binding the wounds of her enemies when they came— The lint in her hand unrolled. They battered the door with their rifle-butts, crashed…
Things you may not know about Edith Cavell She was the daughter of a vicar but she thought her father’s sermons were boring. Edith’s father…
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