Author Archives: pollie

 God is busy right now–

A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq And Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who Was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling […]

 This cyber love

Is this real or in my dreams My worlds unraveling at the seams You have my heart now take my soul This cyber love is what makes me whole I can’t believe what’s happening to me Your face so perfect that I’ve never seen Your lips so soft I may never touch I only feel […]

 Testicle Therapy‏!!!!!!!!!!!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman […]

 A lovely Australian Poem!!!!

This has something for everyone – if you know the bush, it will appeal To you, if you work in the oil industry, there is something in it for you too, if you have a sense of humour – well, it might test it a little. If you are not an Australian, then you may […]

 Screen Friends

My husband has finally gone to work My grand children have finished their play they’ve gone to bed their stories read Now it’s my time of day. I’ve had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I’ll talk to all my friends […]

 I’m glad I’m a woman!!!!

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections. I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how […]

 the builder

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good […]