IRISH LOVE STORY
This is a beautiful tale of love………………….An elderly man lay dying in bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma…
Author: lina
Phil’s Scrotum (A clean story)
In church one Sunday, the Pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers…. Suzie Smith stood and walked…
IN MY NEXT LIFE
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I wanna come back as a bear. When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.…
PERKS OF GETTING OLDER
Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too…. Don’t laugh… it’s all true!!!——–Perks of reaching 50, or being over 60 and heading towards…
SUCCESS
At age 4, success is……….not piddling in your pants—————-At age 12, success is …….having friends—————At age 17, success is……having a drivers license————At age 35, success…
GROWING OLD
GROWING OLD: (1) Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional……………(2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get!……………(3) When you…
GREAT TRUTHS
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: No matter how hard you try – you can’t baptize cats……………….When your Mum is mad at your Dad…
I Have Some Questions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do Kamakaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was…
Getting Older
Four old, mischevious Grandmothers were sitting at a table at a Nursing Home, when an old Grandpa walked in. one of the old Grandmothers yelled…
Seniors Bus Trip
This was sent to me today and i just HAD to share. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. A tour bus…