All from the mind of a child. 1) Four years old: How come TV people in the 1950’s were only 6 inches tall? 2) How could one actor die on one show and then appear on another show? GHOSTS!!!!! EEEEKKKKKKKKKKK 3) USA. ROMPER ROOM. Hid in the closet for three days when the teacher called […]
1) Stepping on a slug at night with bare feet! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW 2) Having a wet tree frog slap jump your bare back during a festival of music in South West Florida. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW 3) Running over a Walking Cat Fish crossing over the swamp roads in broad daylight. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
A Veterinarian in California wrote a paper on the benefits of Medical Marijuana on his dog and cat patients stating he had great results. His dog’s name was Bongo and Bongo was his name oh.
The Second Amendment can not save you from tyranny.
Please producer’s we of a certain age can’t read the smaller size Subtitles. I tried watching INGLORIOUS BASTARDS three times but couldn’t read lips. Another thing if you directors think we can see what’s actually happening when you film in the dark you must be nuts. Too many movies have been filmed in the dark […]
When the cemetery at Gettysburg was ready to be consecrated the people of the town invited a renowned orator named Edward Everett to give the first speech. He did, taking two hours. The audience was dead on their feet and wanted to leave until President Lincoln was announced. Slowly and with bent back Lincoln gazed […]
Having developed an allergy to LIFETIME MOVIES with the Kate, kill the dog, and the final faked death fight scene at the conclusion, I felt it time for a change. Wella!!!! THE MURDER MYSTERY CHANNEL (true accounts) First episode, DATES FROM HELL. Shocked question? “Who are these people, and how did they get their hands […]
It’s a very happy place living inside my brain.
Be yourself. Every one else is already taken.
My mom was not one for great wisdom but she was right when it came to certain things. To me the most relevant was “Sharon people will always judge you by the friends you keep.” Chalk one up for Mom.