Author Archives: kiwigirl

 Colours and movement in my life.

Is it really seven months ago since I was here? Doesn’t time fly. Never mind, I shall still haunt the halls somewhere. Maybe I will stand on the outside of the site to catch everyone who is accidentally thrown out, as I have plenty of fluffy cushions for their rear end to land on. I […]

 INFO BOX

Can someone please inform me why I can no longer use the info box? Sorry Katelin but I cannot get to it with any browser, and I am wondering if anyone else has the same problem? The notification ‘The Moderator has closed this chat session’ is getting a bit old.

 LOOKING FOR GRANDMA…..

The computer swallowed Grandma, Yes, honestly it’s true! She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I’ve searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I’ve even used the Internet, […]

 IRISH GOLFER

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. […]

 I AM FINE

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d […]

 TO WAX OR NOT TO WAX.

Had to share as laughing is always a good thing! Waxing, however is not lol. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ‘Maybe I should pull the waxing kit […]

 THE END OF AN ERA

(Don’t read to anyone under 50 as they won’t understand or care!) THE END OF AN ERA……. The Roy Rogers Museum in Branson , MO has closed its doors forever. The contents of the museum were sold at a public auction. Roy Rogers told his son, if the museum ever operates at a loss, close […]

 PROBLEMS WITH NOTIFICATIONS PART 2

OK, obviously Rob has been very busy, upgrading the site and adding this and that. But that doesn’t help me any. STILL no notifications. So I have ‘unjoined’ from all the groups I was in and if anyone is interested in taking over my Cooking Group please message me. At least the message notifications are […]