Author Archives: cjurmain

 TIRED/BORED HUSBAND

Proof it’s better to leave them home! After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife […]

 THE CHRISTMAS PAGENT

My husband and I had been happily Married (most of the time) for five years But hadn’t been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it […]

 Health Message

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I quickly realized that I really don’t give a hoot! It’s the tortoise life for me. 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. […]

 BEST OF FRIENDS

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of […]

 Best Dog Story Ever

There is nothing like a wonderful dog story… They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I’d only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, […]

 Drive This Train

Some folks ride the train of life Looking out the rear, Watching miles of life roll by, And marking every year. They sit in sad remembrance, Of wasted days gone by, And curse their life for what it was, And hang their head and cry. But I don’t concern myself with that, I took a […]

 Christmas 2011 — Birth of a New Tradition

As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods — merchandise that has been produced at the expense of American labor. This year will be different. This year Americans will give the gift of genuine concern for other Americans. There is […]

 TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE

TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE 1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! ———————————————- 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG ————————————————– 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ————————————————– 4. Any trick that involves […]

 Women Over 50

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50. “As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, ‘What […]